(Source: homowrecked, via to-be-everything)


pissogyny:

jesuschristvevo:

i need to find a really hot person with really low standards

image

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


kidzbopsicle:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

(Source: refridgerator, via myspacemotherfucker)


karmatheloudmouth:


that one is never going to make detective.

karmatheloudmouth:

that one is never going to make detective.

(Source: blackrose813, via bieberinmypants69)


-apple:

i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day

(via g-iggle)


(Source: behance.net, via g-iggle)


nicolasiscaged:

dragons can literally never blow out candles that is so sad

(Source: thiccthot, via g-iggle)


stfulily:

getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

(via bieberinmypants69)



girlinabearsuit:

sonnetstockmar:

sextingbarack:

I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.

OH MY GOD

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever see .

(via bieberinmypants69)


hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

(via bieberinmypants69)